we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried...
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will...
GRADUATING AHHHHH
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awww
I’m going to be a 1st grade teacher!! Oh god! I’m thrilled! I’m the newest teacher at Sun Canyon Elementary school in Phoenix,...
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you can just see the homestuck
Rocky once again trying to convince himself that he is in fact...
Princess Bubblegum: I care about you, Finn.
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OH MY FUCKING GOD
HOYL SHIT
ohmyfuckkk
OMSF
Goodbye social life.
CAN I JUST FUCKING
MORE LIKE RETURNING TO TUMBLR AFTER BEING OFF ALL DAY AND IT HAPPENS TO BE THE NIGHT OF THE SERIES FINALE OF THE OFFICE SOMEONE KILL ME.
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This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.
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